दिलों में ग़दर मचाती भाभी

Hello dosto… mera naam Sanjay hai. Mai Bhopal ka rehane wala hu. Meri height 5.11 inch, umar 23 saal, accha khasa sharer hai. Mai Delhi mai ek kamra lekar kiraye par rehata hu. Dosto yeh kanai aaj se 3 saal pehale ki hai jab mai Delhi aaya aur ek office mai kaam karta tha. Tabhi mujhe kaam ke silsile mai apne ghar par jana pada… Bhopal jaha par mere mummy, papa rehate hai.

Dosto jab mai waha se jane laga toh pados wali aunty aayi aur mujhse kehane lagi ki beta meri ladki Rashmi bhi Delhi mai rehati hai uski tabiyat kuch kharab hai. Tum please yeh thode se paise usko de dena ur ho sake uska kuch din khayal rakh lena. Toh maine kaha ki thik hai aur mujhse jo ban sakega mai kar dunga. Phir mai Delhi aaya… toh maine Rashmi ko phone kiya aur kaha ki aunty ne kuch paise bhijvaye hai tum kaha par rehati ho mujhe batao mujhe tumse milna hai.

Rashmi: mai Kalkaji rehati hu bhaiya.

Mai: thik hai mai kal 6 baje milta hu sham ko office ke baad.

Rashmi: thik hai bhaiya jab aap yaha par pahuch jayo toh mujhe phone kar dena mai aapko acche se pata bata dungi.

Mai: thik hai… phir doosre din sham ko jab mai office se free hua toh mai Kalkaji bus stand ke pass pahucha aur maine Rashmi ko phone kiya.

Mai: hello… rashmi mai bus stand par khada hu safed shirt aur kaale colour ki shining pent mai.

Rasmi: bhaiya aap wahi par ruko mai abho thodi der mai aati hu.

Phir maine dekha ki ek ladki idhar udhar dekhti hui aa rahi hai aur maine socha ki ho sakta hai yehi Rasmi ho. Toh mai bike se utra aur uske pass gaya aur uss-se poocha.

Mai: kya tum Rashmi ho?

Ladki: nahi mera naam rashmi nahi hai… yeh style bahut purana ho gaya hai ladki patane ka.

Toh maine use sorry bola aur piche mudkar aane laga… tabhi uss ladki ne kuch fus fusate hue kaha.

Ladki: pata nahi kaha kaha se aa jate hai?

Phir yeh baat sunkar mere badan mai aag lag gayi.

Mai: hello madam.. mai aapko patane ki koshish nahi kar raha hu. Mai toh kisi ka intezaar kar raha hu aur aap idhar udhar dekhti aa rahi thi toh maine socha ki aap wahi ho.

Ladki: waise bhi tum mujhe pata bhi nahi sakte aur tumhe pata nahi mai kaun hu?

Mai: hogi koi bade baao ki bigadi aulaad.

Tabhi maine dekha ki ek police van hamare samne aa kar ruki aur usmai 4-5 police wale utare aur uss ladki ke age piche khade ho gaye.

Ladki: chahu toh tumhe ek minute mai andar karwa du.

Mai: maine socha ki beta bhalai issi mai hai hai ki behan ki laudi ko jane de aur jo kaam karne aaya hai wo jaldi se karke laut ja. Tabhi uss ladki ne kaha.

Ladki: tum jaise ladko mai acchi tarah se janti hu… harami kahi ke.

Toh mere tan-badan mai phir se aag lag gayi.

Mai: behan ki laudi tera baap officer hoga apne area mai… mei bhi media mai hu aur agar mai apni par utar aayunga toh accha nahi hoga… chup chap chali ja aab yaha se.

Police: saale harami.

Mai: oye tere baap ki jagir nahi hu aur na maine kuch galat kiya hai na tum logo se darta hu aur mujhe acchi tarah pata hai tum logo ka kaam. Aab chup chap chale jayo nahi toh. Phir uss mai se ek samajhdaar police wala tha wo mere pass aaya jo ki umar mai 50 ke kareeb tha aur mujhse bola ki kya hua beta?

Mai: arre uncle dekho… mai kisi ka intezaar kar raha tha aur mujhe inn madam ko dekhkar laga ki yeh wahi hai… toh maine inse pooch liya aur ye pata nahi kyu bhadak gay? Koi baat nahi beta ho jata hai. Abhi bitiya nadan hai tum jayo apna kaam karo. Thik hai uncle..thank you very much, mai chalta hu aur aap jaise he samajhdar police walo ked um par sab kuch chal raha hai… nahi toh abhi ka hall aapse cgupa nahi hai. Toh wo bole kya kare beta? Chalo koi baat nahi. Maine kaha ki thil hai… bye uncle.

Phir mai jaisai he piche muda dekha ki ek ladki mujhe dekhkar ek ladki muskura rahi hai. Gori chitti, height 5.6 inch accha figure. Kya aap Sanjya bhaiya ho? Aur tum Rashmi? Ha ji sorry mujhe bahut der ho gayi aur meri wajah se yeh sab.

Mai: arre nahi esi koi baat nahi… jab kuch bura karoge nahi toh darna kis baat ka?

Rashmi: phir bhi police ko dekhkar acche accho ki halat kharab ho jati hai.

Mai: lekin wo haiwaaan thode he hote hai …. Wo bhi hamare he tarah insaan hote hai aab 5 ungaliya barabar toh nahi… unmai kuch acche toh kuch bure bhi hote hai.. kyu thik kaha na maine?

Mai Accha batao tumhara room kaha hai?

Rashmi: yahi pass mai hai.

Mai: Toh phir chalo.

Rashmi: ha kyu nahi… chaliye na.

Jab mai room par pahucha toh dekha ki chote chote 3 bedroom hai kitchen bathroom aur ek hall.

Mai: tumhare saath kaun rehata hai?

Rasmi : do sehaliya unki night shift hoti hai dono apne apne kaam mai vyasat rehati hai.

Mai : accha accha aur tum?

Rashmi: mai iss room mai reahti hu.

Mai: thik hai… accha yeh lo paise aur batayo ki mai tumhari kya sewa kar sakta hu? Aunty ne toh hukum diya hai tumhara khayal rakhne ka.

Rashmi: bus bus bhiaya.

Mai: chalo thik hai toh aab mai chalta hu jaroorat ho toh mere number par call kar dena.

Rasmi: thik hai bhaiya.

Phir mai waha se chala gaya Saturday aur Sunday mere offfice ki chutti hoti hai. Toh saturday ko mai din bhar bitha baitha bore ho gaya toh maine socha ki chalo aaj film dekhne chalte hai. Mujhe tabhi rashmi ka khayal aaya aur maine socha ki rashmi se bhi pooch leta hu. Ho sakta hai ki thoda uska bhi mann behal jaye.

Mai: hello Rashmi…. Kya tum film dekhne chalogi?

Rasmi: kaun se?

Mai: arre ek Hollywood film lagi hai? Action thriller hai bolo chalna hai? Mai bore ho raha tha socha ki film dekhne chalta hu tabhi tumhara khayal aa gaya toh socha tumse pooch lu.

Rasmi: ha toh ismai itni safai dene wali kaun si baat hai? thik hai. Chalo chalte hai.

Mai : toh thik hai. Tum ek kaam karo jaldi se taiyaar ho jayo mai abhi kuch der mai aata hu.

Rashmi: thik hai bhaiya jaldi se aa jayo.

Phir mai 20 minute baad ghar par bike se pahuch gaya aur door knock kiya toh Rashmi ne door khola. Aur jab maine Rasmi ko dekha toh dekhta he reh gaya… iss par wo thoda Sharma gayi aur boli.

Rashmi: esse kya dekh rahe ho?

Mai: kuch nahi aaj tum kamal ki sundar lag rahi ho.

Rashmi: bahut bahut dhayavaad.

Mai: accha aab chalo varna hum late ho jayenge.

Phir hum dono hall pahuche aur ticket liya kuch popcorn liye aur phir andar gaye toh waha pehale se he light bujh chuki thi. Hall poora bahara hua tha aur hume sabse last mai corner ke pass wali seat mili thi. Phir film shuru hui toh pehale he usmai ek hot scene tha. toh rashmi ne sharam se apna sir niche kar liya toh maine kaha ki kyu itna Sharma rahi ho. Jaise mujhe kuch pata he nahi. Phir tum dekho film aaram se aur mujhe apna ek dost samjho… iss par wo hans di.

Rasmi: bhaiya aap bhi na kamal karte ho… kuch bhi bol dete ho.

Mai: accha meri maa mujhse galti ho gayi… aab tum film dekho.

Phir wo scene 2 minute baad kahatm hua aur itne der mai corner mai do jode baithe the ek doosre ko kiss karne lage . Toh maine side se dekha ki wo kadka us ladki ke kandhe ke upar se uski shameez mai haath daalkar uske boobs daba raha tha. rashmi bhi yeh sab side se dekh rahi thi. Phir dhire dhire uss ladke ne uss ladki ki salwaar mai haath daal diya aur uski choot mai ungali daal kar hila raha tha. Ladki ke muh se dhire dhire aahh ki aawaz aa rahi thi aur idhar unki harkate dekh kar mai bhi garam ho gaya tha aur mera lund foolkar fatne laga tha. Tabhi usne mujhe dekha hum dono ki aankh takarai aur hum dhire se hans diye.

Mai: mujhe maaf karna yaar… maine nahi socha tha ki yaha par kuch essa bhi hoga.

Rashmi: koi baat nahi mai samajh gayi… lekin yaha par sab kuch hota hai….!

Kahani ka second part padhne ke lie